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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

What do you think of Vance using a clip of an embarrassed teenager from almost 20 years ago in an attempt to bully Kamala Harris?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

It is possible to remove a voice from a double voice audio so I can hear just the one voice?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Nuts and Butts

Why are French people known for having affairs?

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Why does NASA's Perseverance rover keep taking pictures of this maze on Mars? - Space

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

S&P 500 to Soar on Fading Tariffs Impact, Analysts Say - Barron's

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Does meth make women super horny like it does men?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Sit non et voluptatem consequatur possimus corporis omnis eaque.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Renck: If J.K. Dobbins stays healthy, he’ll be reason Broncos win AFC West - The Denver Post

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Astronomers discover black hole ripping a star apart inside a galactic collision. 'It is a peculiar event' - Yahoo

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Still no good

What should I be looking for when trying out running shoes? Local store lets me try the shoe and jog up and down the block, but they mostly feel the same to me. Is there some feeling or anything else specific I should be looking for?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

So they tried

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